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Middleweight .NET Web Developer wanted!

The mighty Cimex are looking for one or two ASP/.NET developers to join our elite team.We have got a formal spec but I personally found it excedingly dry so here’s my slightly less official take on it:
- You should be an experienced ASP/.NET developer
- You should have at least a passing acquaintance with semantic HTML, and preferably be on good speaking terms (perhaps the odd dinner here and there too).
- You should be able to produce clean, functional code which doesn’t bugger up our lovely clean HTML templates and cause us to lament your birth in terms that would shame a marine.
- You should be dedicated to producing a quality product, not just a quick result
- You should preferably know your way around XML and SOAP or at least be able to lie very convincingly and learn exceedingly quickly when caught out.
If you’re interested then please reply to the email address on the formal spec page or if you would prefer you can drop me a line in the first instance - andy dot hawkes at cimex dot com - and I’ll pass it on.
Please note: Cimex are an equal opportunities employer and seek to attract applications from any qualified candidates. We are currently running slightly short on our quota of ninjas, dwarves (in the Tolkein milieu), and scantily-clad pirate maidens.
Note: No agencies that we don’t already work with (you know who you are), hawkers, beggars , or other tradesmen need apply.